CAPTAIN AHAB'S Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt with Tearaway Label
CAPTAIN AHAB'S Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt with Tearaway Label
CAPTAIN AHAB'S Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt with Tearaway Label
CAPTAIN AHAB'S Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt with Tearaway Label
CAPTAIN AHAB'S Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt with Tearaway Label

CAPTAIN AHAB'S Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt with Tearaway Label

Regular price
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
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Captain Ahab's tragically great lip balm t-shirt featuring the tragically great demise of Captain Ahab


Been lathering that man-mane with some sweet Beard Sauce and want to tell all yer mateys? Everyone at the local port o' call jealous of your smooth mouth hole cause of Captain Ahab's Lip Balm? Well grab this t-shirt and tell the world that Choppy Seas Trading Company has everything an everyday sailor needs. Better yet, buy one for a friend! A proper seaman knows that when he's down on his luck, there is nothing more precious than the shirt off a comrade's back. Help your fellow sailors out and do it in style!

This makes for a great staple t-shirt. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
 
Care Guide
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.

Note: These shirts are printed on-demand from our third-party shirt vendor. Average print times are 3 days and can be anywhere from 3-5 days. Please allow up to 7 days for shirts to print and ship. 

RETURN POLICY

Apparel items using our third-party vendor are Final Sale. By using this third-party vendor you are confirming you have checked the correct size of the product you are ordering via the size chart above. Returns or exchanges will not be accepted.